Joke of the Day – Episode 5

A Scotsman, a Frenchman and a Nigerian all die and meet St Peter at the pearly gates…

 

St. Peter: you each get to ask me one demand and if I can’t make your demand come true, I will send you back to earth for a second chance. If I do make your demand, you’re headed to the afterlife…
Scotsman: I want you to give me all the scotch whiskey in the world right now…
St. Peter proceeds to do just that and the flood of whiskey floats the Scotsman straight into the afterlife. Frenchman you’re next…

Frenchman: I want all the French red wine in the world right now..

St. Peter proceeds to do just that and the flood of red wine floats the Frenchman straight into the afterlife. Nigerian you’re next…

Nigerian (as he is thinking what to ask, he nervously farts) : St Peter, Catch my fart and paint it green…

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